Hello!

tiauska:

I feel like one of the greatest conquests of the english language is the phrase ‘I’ma’ because it’s an abbreviation for ‘I am going to’ like we managed to subtract all the spaces and three-fourths of the letters and we still know what it means that’s powerful

(Source: doctor-tiger-bitch)

cuteness-daily:

Wolf Pups and Tiger Cubs Playing  funnypicturesabout.com 

(Source: thecutestofthecute)

timelordy-teganbreann:

destinyandcoins:

castayel:

amarantae:

my-gosh-its-snowing:

rosilutfi:

Think about it.

Well, happy 3/14.

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Thanks for that. Now I am contemplating life’s biggest questions

The answer is 42.

no but I saw something about this in a documentary once

think about it

the entire text of every single book can be found in pi

all 3 HDM books in order

all 7 Harry Potter books in order

books that haven’t even been written yet

and yeah not just books how about everyone’s entire family tree stretching back to when humans first had names

every word you ever spoke since birth

all the word ever spoken by the human race

pi is everything

sTOP

PLEASE STOP

And all of those are repeated infinitely many times

jayjayvanzz:

I think I won the entire game

cuttlfish:

sheikofthesheikah:

my sister is doing an essay for her finance course about bitcoin and her introduction is basically defining currency and equal payments.

so i told her to add alchemy’s first law of equivalent exchange. she just sent me the essay to look over it and

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she fucking did.

ELRIC, A

giantmechanicalants:

theflyingdutchman:

why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life

Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.

officialgavinfree:

oh my god i just realized what’s so dumb about people being like “why would you want to watch people play video games if you could just play them yourself” 

sports

you fucking idiots watch sports on the television shut the fuck up

baelkaz:

pocket-alex:

slashfilled-mind:

screwthisnaming:

totolerateaworldofdemons:

I’m not even a gamer but I would play this so hard.

and you would get sorted an junk and it would be great

Isn’t this secretly what we all wanted Pottermore to be?

Okay so my mind started rolling with this and omfg okay just hear me out

So like it starts of sort of like Sims and Skyrim, okay. You get your owl and you go do your shopping for stuff for Hogwarts, but you don’t get to see your character just yet. When you get to Hogwarts and your sorting ceremony, you get to customise how they look and what sort of traits they have. After you customise all that, you get sorted via a quiz (sort of like Pottermore) and it rolls with that and you get sorted.

Through the game, you get to study magic (obvious) and you have adventures and stuff where you have to make decisions. These decisions later decide what your Patronus and Animagus will be, as well as what your fear is for you Boggart (though this could also possibly be decided on when you’re making your character idk whatever).

So during the summer holidays, you have adventures in the Muggle world (depending on what your blood status is, which could be decided randomly) if you’re Muggle-born. If you’re Pure-Blooded, you have adventures in the wizarding world. If you’re Half-Blooded, you can do both. But here’s the thing, if you spend more time in the Muggle world, you get more information on going on’s in the Muggle world, and same goes for the Wizarding world if you spend more time in the Wizarding world. And after a period of time, like maybe in your fourth year?, you can get papers and news from whichever world you’re not in most often. And your knowledge of the events of the world, both Wizarding and Muggle alike, can factor into the gameplay somehow.

And then in your Fifth and Seventh years, you have your O.W.L.s and your N.E.W.T.s, and these factor into what career choices you’ll have later on as well. So like if you score high in Herbology and Potions, you’d have career options like Healer, Herbologist, and Potion Master.

AND THEN THE WORLD BECOMES YOURS. YOU CAN CONTINUE RELATIONSHIPS YOU HAD IN HOGWARTS AFTERWARDS, OR YOU CAN MEET NEW PEOPLE, OR WHATEVER. AND THEN IT JUST BECOMES THIS HUGE SANDBOX OF FUN AND WONDERMENT.

FUCKIN DO IT BETHESDA

skywalkingintheair:

shorelle:

star wars college AU

in which Anakin is a mechanical engineering student on scholarship from the Air Force, Padme is a law and political science major on the student council, and Professor Kenobi is constantly frustrated with Anakin skipping his lectures and getting in trouble with the rest of the faculty.

not to mention, there’s something fishy going on with Vice-Chancellor Palpatine…

Are we not gonna talk about Anakin’s “Sith Happens” t-shirt?

mrlupillx:

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